Valentine Day Riddles And Jokes
Posted on Tuesday, October 28th, 2008 at 6:00 am
Do you know what day any Valentine's Day joke or riddle?
Heres two: 1. Asking empty space Every Friday afternoon, a mathematician goes to the bar, sits in the seat of the penultimate, is the last post, which is empty, and asks a girl who is not there, if you can buy a drink. The boy used to foreign universities, but higher still is silent. But when Valentine's Day, and the mathematician makes a particularly heart-medium Tearing into space, curiosity may be more of the bartender and said: "I apologize for my stupid questions but you probably know, is never a woman sitting on the stool passed. Why insist on request an empty space? "The mathematician replies:" Well, according to quantum physics, vacuum is not really empty. Virtual particles come and go all the time. You never know when the proper wave function will collapse and a girl can appear suddenly. The bartender shrugs his eyebrows: "Really? Interesting. But I could not you ask one of the girls who come here every Friday if you could buy a drink? You never know - they would say yes. "The mathematician laughs," Yes, of course - like fu * king is likely to happen? "2. Valentine Poem hearts and roses and kisses too ... What h * ll is all that Sh * t people get soft and begin to act strange is certainly the most boring days of the campaign for the day must bring hell and go to throw a dozen roses up cupid * ss I'll spend the day so drunk he could not speak and wear all black for the rest of the guys act all sweet weeks, but soon lost all they do is trying to get laid The arrow Cupid shot at me must not have hit Because I think love is a pot of Sh * t is history ... What can I say? Love Bites my * ss ... Day F * ck Valentine's Day!
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