Valentine Day Poetry
Posted on Tuesday, April 28th, 2009 at 3:54 pm
Is this a romantic Valentine Day's gesture???
OK...I was going to bring Simone (pronounced Sea-mahn), my ex-fiance to Paris by hot air balloon, rent an entire quaint Parisian street and all the cafe's in that general area, have a bunch of mimes sing some love songs for her over candlelight and wine, and then recite special poetry I have written such as the following:
Your smile I so despise
but your body feels quite nice
So I will take you here tonight
and dump you in the morning light
without a ticket home
You will soon be all alone
Standing on dark lit streets
Selling your body to strangers that you meet
And a few years on your back
You might earn enough to buy some crack
and come back home, not quite the same
But your ugliness will still remain
Well---is this romantic, or what????
Hey! That's not fair! When you dumped me you did it at the Culver's restaurant in Grand Forks, ND, AND there were no mimes involved. I demand a redump!
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