Funny Valentine Day Quotes

Posted on Thursday, November 5th, 2009 at 1:36 am

Valentine greeting card sayings are many. They are mainly inspired by love and all the fanfare that is involved when the special day of love comes. It is very interesting to look for different Valentine greeting card sayings and really get to know what many people are thinking. There are those sayings that are more popular than others and there are those that are barely known. People come up with sayings all the time and, it is pretty interesting to do. They will underpin any conversation in this regard and more and more people will get to talking about love. They are designed for several reasons and the following are some of the major reasons for sayings. First, there are those that will form a basis of great lessons and education to people who are in love. In other words, sayings are known to carry a lot of wisdom in them. Many people will just take time to really look at deeper meaning and finally discover that there is a good lesson to it.

Valentine greeting card sayings that are funny are used to make people laugh and have a good time. There is nothing like good humor and when it is directed to lovers, it can provide great pleasure. Of course the humor must be in good taste. Other sayings are used to show different perspectives and perceptions from people. In other words, this is a platform in which people can really get to express their real feelings and so on. There are many other uses of the Valentine greeting card sayings. People like to quote sayings from prominent people about love and, they always manage to get people worked up and many times marveled. The following are good sayings that were said by prominent or recognized people. Voltaire voiced a distinguished saying which is 'love is a canvas furnished by nature and embroidered by imagination'. Many people continue to analyze the complexity of the simple saying and it gets many thinking and maybe affirming that it feels true.

Other Valentine greeting card sayings that are very popular are as follows. A popular one by Fred Jacob is that 'love is like fine wine and it gets better with age'. Another on that I found especially interesting is by Diane Ackerman which goes like this' everyone admits that love is wonderful yet no one agrees on what it is'. These are sayings that are truly food for thought. There are so many others that will amaze you while others will crack you up with laughter. Valentine and love are really synonymous and most sayings will be pegged on love. If you have an opinion about love, why not let the world know what it is all about. You might turn heads with yours. There are other sayings that are just negative when it comes to love. Other people may consider the sayings practical and even truthful. One that comes to mind goes like this 'love is like a toilet and those who are inside want to get out while those who are out want to get in'. We can never fully figure out love but we can surely try to understand and express it in various sayings.

What is a witty Valentines Day Quote for a friend?

My friend is making Valentines Day Cards and she needs a really funny quote for my other friend.. They are both girls and our group of friends tend to be sarcastic a lot so anything goes!
Thanks!!

I could leave right now and never even look back. I could find someone WAY better than you...

But, fortunately for you you're kinda growing on my so I think I'll keep you around. Just saying,I could.

Or,

Friends are like wedgies...

It feels real good when you pull out a good one.

Hope these help. my friends thought they were kinda funny . Hope you do to.=)

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